50 Random Things About Me

We’ve all established that I am a narcissist, and I need a break from makeup and skincare. So now, I’m just going to assume that you’re interested to know 50 random things about me, something that I saw on good ol’ YouTube. It might be easier to watch people talking really fast, so if you can speed read, good for you! If not, erm, you can prepare some snacks and drinks, and maybe a bottle of wine 😛

 

random selca

 

  1. Nothing is in order of importance, everything is jumbled up, just like my mind
  2. I have only 1 younger brother, and I sometimes want an older brother. Or older sister. Nah, older brother might be better.
  3. I’m fickle, but you already know that
  4. I am temperamental
  5. Don’t mess with me or you’ll regret it
  6. I sometimes talk big and then chicken out when it really happens
  7. I got drunk the first time when I was a first year uni student. Those ‘friends’ gave me beer then champagne, after a long day of hockey match. Bloody Aussies.
  8. Naturally, that would be the first time I puked due to alcohol.
  9. On the stairs of the dorm
  10. I tried to clean my own vomit until someone found me. Yes, I was still drunk. Bloody Aussies.
  11. I only have a few best friends and they’re Aussies. Bloody Aussies
  12. I am sarcastic
  13. People say I look fierce and arrogant when I don’t smile. I’m sorry I don’t have a permanent smile etched on my face, so get over it
  14. I watch K-dramas even though I don’t speak Korean. Thank you subtitles.
  15. I’d secretly dream I’m one of the characters. Not so secret anymore, eh?
  16. I wear my emotions on my sleeves
  17. If I don’t like you, you’d know
  18. I don’t really give a hoot about what others think of me, but when it comes to family, I’m sensitive
  19. I play the piano since I was 4 years old
  20. I have perfect pitch
  21. Playing by ear is peanuts to me
  22. My parents used to treat me like a performing monkey
  23. I have double jointed fingers
  24. Because of that, I always hurt my fingers when I played volleyball
  25. I do neat party tricks with my fingers
  26. I am born with a flexible body, but age is slowly taking that away from me
  27. I’m only 5’3″
  28. And I weigh more than a whale
  29. I never cussed until I was at uni.
  30. I lost my virginity when I was… ahahahahaha! You wish!
  31. I can type about 80 words per minute
  32. I started makeup only during my first pregnancy
  33. I paid for personal makeup training (6 classes) which covered the very basics and then picked up from YouTube.
  34. That makeup coach said I was naturally talented.
  35. My piano teacher also said I was musically gifted since I’d get a Distinction in my exams even though I never practiced.
  36. I wish these talents could earn me more money
  37. I am married to my childhood sweetheart
  38. I have 2 girls, planning for another, maybe, I’m not sure
  39. My armpit hair is straight and fine. I can get away with not shaving or waxing. Yes, call me a bitch, I can take it.
  40. I never had braces but I wish my teeth were longer
  41. I have problems wearing sunglasses – I don’t have a bloody nose bridge. WTF
  42. I believe that sometimes, things are NOT meant to be said during lunch time, like how raspberry jam looks like period, which made my college mate choke.
  43. I think my boobs are too big. Gravity wins too easily.
  44. I am a Leo
  45. My second toe is longer than my big toe
  46. I swim – freestyle, breaststroke, backstroke, but not butterfly. My husband used to represent the country at the Olympics – swimming butterfly. Irony.
  47. I try not to think about the downers in life. Some call it naivete but the way I see it, you gotta keep things positive. I’m not stupid or oblivious, I just don’t want to think about it.
  48. I have violent tendencies. When I read about people abusing children, people raping others, people abusing helpless animals, I’d start thinking how to abuse those asswipes – the slowest, most painful torture ever. They deserve it.
  49. Love chocolates, cappuccino, tea. Hate celery, bittergourd, cinnamon
  50. I still blush reading some of your sweetest comments.

If you’re here, *applause* you’re awesome! Since this is a tag, I hope everyone reading this will do it! I don’t want to tag anyone specifically, because when there are too many tags going around, it gets bothersome. So, if you think it’s cool, and if you want us to know you better, DO THIS! I know I want to get to know all of you better, because 51. I’m nosy. If you’re going to blog about it, leave your link in the comments below! 52. I love getting comments 🙂

 

xoxo Lily